TERMS AND CONDITIONS
If you are a business, solicitor, legal entity, agent, or representative of any of the preceding, you understand that Elsewhere Media LTD reserves the right to charge a consultation fee of up to 150 USD per hour for unsolicited contact. This includes debt collectors calling in a manner in violation of the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act (Public Law 111-203, title X, 124 Stat. 2092).
This fee, which will be delivered to your accounts payable department, is payable within 10 days and is subject to a $75 late fee if unpaid. This late fee will continue to accrue every 30 days thereafter.
Should such a call occur or continue into Sunday, callers will be charged a fee of $50/minute for disrupting my religious observance.