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5 Disney Princesses Reimagined as Stock Photos of Toast

Welcome back and check out this awesome article that definitely wasn’t created by a data-scraping bot or an unpaid social media intern!

#1 – Princess Belle

In this incredible reimagining, Belle is a stock photo of a silver toaster with two freshly-toasted slices in it. Mmm, you can almost smell the butter! Be our guest–have a bite of toast!

#2 – Princess Jasmine

Jasmine is reimagined as the same stock photo as above, but cropped out a little larger so we can see the wound-up electrical cord. Someone really should plug that in, or the toaster won’t work!

#3 – Mulan

Mulan’s stock photo is from a different angle, showing us a different side of the toasty goodness, as well as a “reflection” of the toast in the shiny chrome exterior of the device. When will my reflection show the toast I am inside?

#4 – Moana

Moana is reimagined as the same toaster from a nearly head-on angle, representing how she faces her problems head-on. What can I say except “you’re welcome”?

#1 – Princess Leia

Say what you want, but Leia is a Disney Princess now that Disney owns the Star Wars franchise. in the above reimagining, we only see the toast. This is because the toaster was Alderaan, and Darth Vader blew it up. Spoilers!

Stay tuned for our next article, “15 of the best shots from the Cyberpunk 2077 trailer that are actually just the same photo of Keanu Reeves”.



Sam Swicegood is an author, speaker, blogger, and podcaster from Cincinnati, OH. He is the author of fantasy and science-fiction literature, including The Wizards on Walnut Street and No Place.

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